Eastleigh problems?

Warnboro of the South
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby Warnboro of the South » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:09 pm

They've just acquired a new mower called the Grim Reaper.
scorp
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby scorp » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:52 pm

Warnboro of the South wrote:They've just acquired a new mower called the Grim Reaper.


Will Moss [Stirling] drive it...
Jimmy Riddle
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby Jimmy Riddle » Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:35 am

Someone please 'grass them up' to The National League about the state of their pitch.
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby aldershot-jg » Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:43 am

Hopefully they have got to the root of the problem and have weeded out the culprit.
Anon E Mouse
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:42 pm

Apparently the pitch was going to ready earlier, but the guys sorting it out, were found dandelion down round the back of the stands
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby scorp » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:02 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:Apparently the pitch was going to ready earlier, but the guys sorting it out, were found dandelion down round the back of the stands


lying on the couch ... grass?
Richard Petty
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby Richard Petty » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:53 pm

This is all giving me a "Rye" smile
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby Pip@B » Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:35 pm

Richard Petty wrote:This is all giving me a "Rye" smile

do you think they will get to the root of the problem?
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby scorp » Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:02 pm

Pip@B wrote:
Richard Petty wrote:This is all giving me a "Rye" smile

do you think they will get to the root of the problem?


Dunno. They seem to have tangled themselves up in a right mess. [Is that why the owner seems to have gone to earth...]
aldershot-jg
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby aldershot-jg » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:07 pm

scorp wrote:
Pip@B wrote:
Richard Petty wrote:This is all giving me a "Rye" smile

do you think they will get to the root of the problem?


Dunno. They seem to have tangled themselves up in a right mess. [Is that why the owner seems to have gone to earth...]


Indeed, he has really got himself stuck in the mud with this one.
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby scorp » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:43 pm

aldershot-jg wrote:
scorp wrote:
Pip@B wrote:do you think they will get to the root of the problem?


Dunno. They seem to have tangled themselves up in a right mess. [Is that why the owner seems to have gone to earth...]


Indeed, he has really got himself stuck in the mud with this one.


Hmm. Maybe. Is he weedy?
Shot in Devon
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby Shot in Devon » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:14 pm

Rumour has it they were trying to get Grass roots football.
Ended up with this https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.GXPf ... .2&pid=1.7
James Frazer
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby James Frazer » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:21 pm

Weather forecast looks good for the weekend. I hope they make hay while the sun shines.
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby scorp » Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:07 pm

Shot in Devon wrote:Rumour has it they were trying to get Grass roots football.
Ended up with this https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.GXPf ... .2&pid=1.7


lol SID. Looks like the play could end up in knots.
fredandballou
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Re: Eastleigh problems?

Postby fredandballou » Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:23 pm

My wife was getting rather exasperated as I paced up and down trying to think of a word which rhymed with ''GRASS'' then she suddenly popped up and said 'I know' I said have you thought of a word 'No' she replied, I'm going to put the kettle on for a cup of tea. So just come and sit your big fat backside down for a minute.

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