Boom Boom
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I asked my daughter if she could get me my newspaper from the kitchen. She told me that newspapers were so 20th Century and I should start using IT.
Although I killed the fly, I don't think the iPad will work again.
Although I killed the fly, I don't think the iPad will work again.
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Just back from the doctors. "What's wrong", she said,
I have a problem with pain down below I said,
"Well drop your pants" she said, she had a good old feel of my privates and then said "There's nothing wrong there",
I said I know i think,I've got an ingrowing toenail".
I have a problem with pain down below I said,
"Well drop your pants" she said, she had a good old feel of my privates and then said "There's nothing wrong there",
I said I know i think,I've got an ingrowing toenail".
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I found a mole a while back. It wasn't looking too good, and after a week it was starting to look worse and was a bit odorous. A week later on, it had shrivelled, but had started looking quite crusty. As such I thought I had better get it looked at.
The Vet told me that he thought it had been dead for about 2 x weeks by the time I took it there.
The Vet told me that he thought it had been dead for about 2 x weeks by the time I took it there.
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This morning I stood naked looking in the Mirror and I thought to myself;
"Any moment now I'm going to get kicked out of this newsagents..."
"Any moment now I'm going to get kicked out of this newsagents..."
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The thing I don't like about Shopping centres is that when you've seen one you've seen a mall
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I got stopped in the street by a group of robed men chanting who said they worshiped healthy bacteria, I told them "Sorry I am not interested in Yakult
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Not a joke as such but very funny and this seemed the best thread for it
Simon Evans On Football - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7L0xvR45o&t=45s
Simon Evans On Football - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7L0xvR45o&t=45s
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Two blokes standing at a bar talking and one says to the other "I got a poodle for my wife the other day" and the other bloke says "I wish I could make an exchange like that".
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I was thinking about killing off a few characters in the book I am writing. It will be an interesting autobiography I think!
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I popped into B&Q this morning and bought a tin of Fly Spray, when I got to the checkout I asked the assistant "Is this any good for Wasps". "No" he replied, "it kills them"
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6 Months ago my doctor told me I was going deaf, I haven't heard from him since