Boom Boom

[Anon E Mouse]

Just launched a new product;
a corduroy pillow.

It's already making headlines...

[Anon E Mouse]

I just saw a famous female singer with a laptop...

I think it was a Dell!

[Anon E Mouse]

My friend texted me to say I'm very condescending.

To be honest I was surprised he could even spell it ....

[Anon E Mouse]

Just broke two of my old Queen records

Now i want to break three

[Fuggletim]

I saw a Nun walking a German Shepherd dog outside the convent the other day. I bet his name was "Lord."

[Anon E Mouse]

Our local TV weatherman has reacted angrily after being sacked for giving too many gloomy, frosty weather forecasts.

No more mist and ice guy...

[Anon E Mouse]

I tried to find a pun about carpentry.

But nothing wood work.

[Fuggletim]

Meanwhile at Ramstein Air Base, the German Airforce are enjoying their Luftwaffles for breakfast.....

[Anon E Mouse]

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O," said the rabbit.

[Fuggletim]

It has finally been revealed why the Star Wars films were released in the sequence 4,5,6,1,2,3....

In charge of release Yoda was...

[shots1965]

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room

[Fuggletim]

I have changed my energy company as I was not happy with my current supplier....

[Anon E Mouse]

We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9...

...but 7 was scared 2, 4 6 8 10.

[Anon E Mouse]

I was doing up my trousers but got distracted singing along to Disney songs...

And now I’ve zippered me doo-dah !

[Fuggletim]

There are no cities in Cornwall: Truro or False?