Boom Boom
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Not a joke as such but very funny and this seemed the best thread for it
Simon Evans On Football - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7L0xvR45o&t=45s
Simon Evans On Football - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7L0xvR45o&t=45s
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Two blokes standing at a bar talking and one says to the other "I got a poodle for my wife the other day" and the other bloke says "I wish I could make an exchange like that".
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I was thinking about killing off a few characters in the book I am writing. It will be an interesting autobiography I think!
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I popped into B&Q this morning and bought a tin of Fly Spray, when I got to the checkout I asked the assistant "Is this any good for Wasps". "No" he replied, "it kills them"
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6 Months ago my doctor told me I was going deaf, I haven't heard from him since
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.
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I went to the doctor the other day and asked him if he could recommend anything for wind, he suggested a kite.
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Had my Covid 19 vaccine yesterday and was quite surprised when the nurse jabbed me in the leg instead of the arm.
Phizer killing me this morning.
Phizer killing me this morning.
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I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...
I think it’s faulty.
I think it’s faulty.
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I once took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow.
The chap said "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?"
I replied "Dunno, sticks I suppose?"
The chap said "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?"
I replied "Dunno, sticks I suppose?"
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I have a lifetime ban from the Zoo now after my dismissal. I maintain I was only following the clear signage everywhere that says:
"Do NOT feed the animals."
"Do NOT feed the animals."
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I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
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When people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
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I took my new girlfriend home to meet the family! The kids and the dog liked her, but the wife seemed really upset.....
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God and the devil were having an argument, and the devil proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.
God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.
The devil smiled, replying, “Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.”
God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.
The devil smiled, replying, “Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.”