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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:44 am

I went to see Bono doing a solo gig last night.
It was very much like U2, but without the edge!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:45 am

I once bought a roll of bubble wrap when it arrived my wife said pop it in the shed.
It took me all day. :)

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:38 pm

Bought a castle with a device to fill the gap under the drawbridge. It's a remoat control.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:39 pm

Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:40 pm

What is a frog's favourite type of sandal? Open toad.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:43 pm

Dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings last night, turned out I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:53 pm

My bedside lamp turned into a butterfly this morning. Last time I buy a cheap lava lamp.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:54 pm

A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:58 pm

Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:55 pm

A friend has bought an old plane, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:57 pm

I went into a friend's field the other day and found a Land Rover. That was a nice Discovery.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:08 pm

A racehorse walks into a bar with its entourage. The barman says "you can't come in here with those trainers".

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:14 pm

There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:15 pm

Went to see the worst Faith Healer ever last night.
He was so Bad,
Some bloke in a Wheelchair got up and walked out.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:16 pm

My wife said she wanted Chanel No. 5 for her birthday ...

All I had to do was re-tune the Freeview box!


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