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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:48 pm

I've just started an engraving course.
There's loads to learn though .
So far we’ve hardly scratched the surface !

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:48 pm

Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group. I see a lot of new faces around....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:50 pm

I caught my son chewing on some electrical cables so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently. And conducting himself properly.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:50 pm

I went to this lovely Cuban restaurant last night, well when I say restaurant, it was more of a Castro pub!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:51 pm

I'm out with the OCD Crew tonight, things aren't going to get messy!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:51 pm

My wife accused me of having an affair with a Welsh girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.

How could she say that???

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:19 pm

I got stung by nettles earlier...

He charged me £200 for a signed ‘Bergerac’ DVD!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:14 pm

I don’t mean to brag but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and it said 2-4 years on the box.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:07 pm

I always keep emergency flares in the boot of my car.

You never know when there's a 70's disco going on!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:00 am

Just put a small hatchet in the fridge because the missus said I need to chillax....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:00 am

Waiter in restaurant "Would you like to hear the specials?
Me "Yes please"

So he sang “This town is coming like a ghost town”

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:01 am

I ran over an old lady's cat.

I said "Can I replace it?"
She replied "I don't know , how good are you at catching mice?"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:01 am

The ABBA tribute band was so loud last night.

... you could hear the drums from Nandos.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:44 pm

When one door closes another door opens.

....these IKEA wardrobes are rubbish

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:45 pm

I just saw a famous female singer with a laptop.

I think it was a Dell


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