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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Sep 10, 2020 11:15 pm

My wife's been missing since she took the dog for a walk yesterday and I'm really starting to worry.She could be, trapped, injured or someone could have taken her and put her in danger.
If anyone can help, she's a brindle staffy puppy called Roxy, and she has a name tag.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Sep 10, 2020 11:16 pm

Went to the pub last night and there was this large girl dancing on the table. I walked past and said “amazing legs”.
The girl giggled and said “do you think so ?”.
“Definitely” I replied “most tables would have collapsed by now”.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:11 pm

Whenever I eat eggs benedict it reminds me of the time I lived in the Netherlands...

Those were my Holland days...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:12 pm

I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I could never build up the carriage.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:24 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:12 pm
I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I could never build up the carriage.
No; you need to be "Fitter" to go into this role!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:48 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:24 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:12 pm
I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I could never build up the carriage.
No; you need to be "Fitter" to go into this role!
Nothing like a quick fit

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:50 pm

A friend couldn't understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a brother to me.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:21 pm

I was going to post a chemistry joke but all the best ones argon

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Post by FGShot » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:04 pm

80fc wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:21 pm
I was going to post a chemistry joke but all the best ones argon
Well that has certainly got an element of humour

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:08 pm

Got a reaction, but maybe it is a catalyst to the next joke....😆

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:38 pm

FGShot wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:04 pm
80fc wrote:
Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:21 pm
I was going to post a chemistry joke but all the best ones argon
Well that has certainly got an element of humour
I’ve posted some scientific jokes periodically

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:30 am

During lockdown my wife and I took up woodwork. When I told my neighbour he said he didn't know that we were carpenters, I said no we've only just begun

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Post by WTF » Sat Sep 12, 2020 1:10 pm

What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall ????

DAM !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:20 pm

Just bought a belt made of watches.
What a waist of time!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:20 pm

I've got a new job. It's shift work making chess sets. I'm on knights next week.


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