I got a decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turns out he's a BA pilot who's been furloughed and doing a bit on the side for some extra cash. He's made a lovely job of the landing.
Went to my local fish & chip shop and asked the woman behind the counter for a bag of chips.
She said "Do you want anything on them?" I said "Does it cost any extra?" she said "No"
"Ok I'll have a pie and 3 sausages!"