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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:45 pm

I saw a car with a bumper sticker on it saying ' I'm a vet so I can drive like an animal'.
Now I realise how many gynacologist there are driving on the roads.

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:48 pm

There was a kidnapping at school today, but don't worry, he woke up.

Me Mums a Shot
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Post by Me Mums a Shot » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:19 pm

I hate working for the samaritans.

I rang in sick today and they talked me out of it.

WTF
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Post by WTF » Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:42 pm

Today I used my stepladder...
I never knew my real ladder!😢

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Me Mums a Shot » Tue Oct 13, 2020 9:48 pm

Drinking at home instead of the pub really isn't working.

I nearly asked my wife for her phone number the other night.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Me Mums a Shot » Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:04 pm

A shop assistant fought off a robber with a pricing gun today.

Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 14, 2020 7:30 am

WTF wrote:
Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:42 pm
Today I used my stepladder...
I never knew my real ladder!😢
Done

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 14, 2020 7:30 am

Me Mums a Shot wrote:
Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:04 pm
A shop assistant fought off a robber with a pricing gun today.

Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
Done

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 14, 2020 7:39 am

I walked into a restaurant last night...
"Hi, is my table ready?"
"No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"
"No, that's okay."
"Great, take these to table six then."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 14, 2020 7:40 am

My electric fan has contracted Covid 19.

It's currently self-oscillating!

Me Mums a Shot
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Me Mums a Shot » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:11 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Oct 14, 2020 7:30 am
Me Mums a Shot wrote:
Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:04 pm
A shop assistant fought off a robber with a pricing gun today.

Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
Done
What they caught him?

Thats excellent news! 😁😆

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:38 pm

Joke of the day
Really good!!

- There was a group of
elderly people who repeatedly
hit the screens of their
phones ... *Read more*

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Me Mums a Shot » Wed Oct 14, 2020 3:25 pm

My teacher said I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia but so far I've made 3 vases and a jug......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Oct 14, 2020 5:34 pm

I inherited a old stuffed dog from an elderly Aunt. It wasn't in tip top condition, but being a quite rare breed, I took it to an antiques dealer for a valuation. He looked it over and upon agreeing it was in a bit of poor state, told me it would get about £30:00 in an auction. However he asked me to guess what it would fetch if it was in good condition?

"Probably sticks and tennis balls!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:53 pm

Can anybody tell me me who played Forrest Gump. T.hanks


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