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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:52 pm

My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:52 pm

Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion?

He swallowed his pride.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:52 pm

What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:53 pm

My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes.

In the end it Taurus apart.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:53 pm

My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.

I said okay... Bi den.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:54 pm

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it…

…then my illegal logging business is a success.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:54 pm

William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:55 pm

What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 16, 2020 5:50 pm

Customer: Is there soup on the menu?
Waiter: No, I've just wiped it off.

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Post by Me Mums a Shot » Fri Oct 16, 2020 6:57 pm

I lost my watch at a party.When I went looking for it ,I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight on the nose because nobody does that to a girl......Not on my watch !!

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Post by Me Mums a Shot » Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:54 pm

Noah finally arrives on dry land he throws open the doors and tells all the animals to go forth & mulitply. Several hours pass and Noah goes back to the ark to find 2 snakes just waiting he asks “why didn’t you leave like all the rest?” One of the snakes says “you told them to go forth & multiply & we can’t
because we’re adders.”

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:28 am

I used to go out with an Anesthesiologist.

She was a local girl.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:28 am

My mate was arrested for selling the missing parts of the Venus de Milo.

He was charged with being an arms dealer.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:29 am

Dire Straits are looking for an agent in the Middle East.

They should check out Qatar George...

He knows all the Kurds.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 17, 2020 8:29 am

How did the hamburger introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.


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