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Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:45 pm

I wonder how many people actually turn up for Amnesia meetings ?

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Oct 29, 2020 8:47 pm

Some people like DIY . I prefer YDI ( You Do It ).

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:15 am

What do you call a very quiet bee?
A Mumblebee!......

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:41 pm

Bought my wife a new fridge for our wedding anniversary. Her face lit up when she opened it!

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:21 pm

I’m in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones.
We’re a rock band.🤘😁🤘

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:22 pm

For those of you who didn’t know, Captain Kirk was born with 3 ears.... left ear, right ear and final front ear.............

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:09 pm

Something my dad taught me when I was small

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose..... but you can't pick your friends nose!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:06 pm

My Spanish neighbours 4 year old never says please, which I think is poor for four

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:13 pm

80fc wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:06 pm
My Spanish neighbours 4 year old never says please, which I think is poor for four
Done ages ago

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:18 pm

What do you give an elephant with diarrhoea?

Plenty of room

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Post by WTF » Sat Oct 31, 2020 2:38 pm

I’ve worked in the mirror factory all my life. It’s not the best job.

But it’s what I’ve always seen myself doing!

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Post by 80fc » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:50 am

I found the best way to deter trick or treaters is to answer the door naked. Here we go ...got two dressed as policemen now

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:46 pm

Is this is the shortest joke in the world?
A man walks into a drum kit! Kerbumching!
If thats the spelling of the sound, 8 words

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:47 pm

Two birds sat on a perch, one said to the other can you smell fish?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:48 pm

I drank Gordons Gin last night ,he wasn't happy.


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