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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:17 am

It only costs 1p to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.

So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:39 am

Ours was was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:41 am

They're using fizzy pop in the West Midlands to arrest criminals. My brummie mate told me he just got tizered!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:43 am

I don't agree with celebrities giving their kids stupid names!

Ive just found out Shania Twain has a son called Choo Choo!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:29 am

My new car dashboard computer said I was in the wrong gear today
So I returned home and put on a different shirt ..

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:56 pm

Two biscuits walking across the road one got run over the other said crumbs.....

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:26 pm

I went to a Video Rental Shop and said "Can I have Batman Forever?"
He said "No, you will have to bring it back tomorrow"

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:37 pm

I went to a Hardware Shop to buy a Kettle. I said "Can you sell me a Kettle?"
The man replied "Kenwood?"
I asked "Where is he then?"

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:38 pm

I saw Michael J Fox at the Garden Centre today.

He had his Back To The Fuchsias.......

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:20 pm

Just read the history of glue, what a read, I just couldn’t put it down!

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:40 am

It's my wife's birthday soon and she has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint...

I've got her a magazine rack!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:46 am

I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.

I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!

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Post by WTF » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:48 am

My Grandparents were named Pearl and Dean.

But we called them Grandma and Grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa....

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:08 am

Just found out the bloke who invented the Cross word is buried in our local cemetery, you go in thru the main gate, turn left, go to the first grave stone and then go four along and six down!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:09 am

The band 10cc have booked a vacation touring around Scottish lakes, however they are not looking forward to it...

They dread loch holidays...!!


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