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Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:10 am

Just put my Donor Card
into a cash point by mistake.

Cost me an arm and a leg!

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Post by Shots1954 » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:12 am

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Post by WTF » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:43 pm

Teacher: Johnnie, name something you're no good at beginning with the letter P

Johnnie: Spelling

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Post by Fuggletim » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:16 pm

Had a nightmare last night! I dreamed I was in warehouse full of Pepsi Cola and Virgin Cola. So relieved to wake up and find it wasn't the real thing.

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Post by WTF » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:23 pm

People who bang on about their phobias really annoy me....
I have a fear of heights but you won’t see me shouting about it from the rooftops!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 9:40 am

Breaking News

Man caught stealing hay from farm refused Police bale!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:01 am

On the way to school this morning my son said "What's your favourite Telly tubby?"
I said "a Samsung 40" Plasma, you cheeky git"

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:02 am

I can only seem to memorise 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y.

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:02 am

My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows.

I think it's just a stage he's going through.

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:18 am

My grandson has taken to wearing coconuts on his head....

we think he may be a little shy!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:18 am

I'm pleased to announce that my girlfriend is going to be a mummy.
Just the face left to wrap 🤠

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:19 am

I asked the toy shop keeper where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:20 am

I had to close down the worlds first dating agency for chickens ..
I couldn't make hen's meet!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:54 am

I've almost finished my sandwich filling degree.

I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.. 😊

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:59 pm

Shots1954 wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:08 am
Just found out the bloke who invented the Cross word is buried in our local cemetery, you go in thru the main gate, turn left, go to the first grave stone and then go four along and six down!
Been done


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