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Whatever possessed Mr &Mrs Loaf to name their son 'Meat' ?
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I used to absolutely love tractors.
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Does that make me an extractor fan?!
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Does that make me an extractor fan?!
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What did the window say to the door?
What are you squeaking for? I got the pane!
What are you squeaking for? I got the pane!
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I've just dropped a full box of Kleenex Mansize on my big toe, it did not hurt much, but I have sustained a soft tissue injury!
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Fact of the day: 1in 4 amphibians is a "Leap Frog"
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As a cat lover, Old Bob particularly likes the occasional cat jokes on here ... like the Cats Protection League and the un-deux-trois ones.
Did you know that radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Did you know that radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

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I am considering a second volume on Hurricanes and Tornadoes I just hope others don't find it long winded.
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Someone has glued my pack of cards together...
I don't know how to deal with it.
I don't know how to deal with it.
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A worker fell into a vat at the Branston factory..... management say he is in a right pickle.
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Typical..The supermarket shelves for Oxo are empty. I'm surprised they're out of stock...
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Does anyone know that woman with one leg shorter than the other ?
Sure she said her name was Eileen!
Sure she said her name was Eileen!
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Did you know that if you took all the cars in the world and put them end to end, a BMW would pull out and try and pass them all?
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If you had tea with the Queen, what kind of tea would it be?
Royalty.......
Royalty.......
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Accidentally drank invisible ink...I am now in Hospital waiting to be seen.