Boom Boom
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Last week I replaced every window in my house.
I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories.
After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."......
After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."......
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It's really annoying the way people come around when I'm trying to work.
To be honest, it's ruined my career as an anaesthetist!
To be honest, it's ruined my career as an anaesthetist!
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I was playing Chess a few days ago when my partner asked: “Shall we make this more interesting?”
I agreed and put “Match of the Day” on...
I agreed and put “Match of the Day” on...
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I woke up this morning and felt very peckish so decided to reach over and eat my bedside alarm clock. took me ages to eat it...very time consuming.
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Fuming!
Just been into Sainsbury’s and it was nuts, yet again they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed to the checkout and ask if they had any more and they said firmly “NO” almost to the point of being rude !!!!
Walking back to the toilet with my trousers and pants around my ankles was a walk I never want to have to do again!

Just been into Sainsbury’s and it was nuts, yet again they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed to the checkout and ask if they had any more and they said firmly “NO” almost to the point of being rude !!!!
Walking back to the toilet with my trousers and pants around my ankles was a walk I never want to have to do again!
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The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members
I've already put myself down.......
I've already put myself down.......
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I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but, for the life of me, I can’t remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More
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Why dont eggs tell each other jokes?
They crack each other up!
They crack each other up!
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Who's mentioned in every episode of coronation Street but has never made an on screen appearance?
Willy Eckerslike.......
Willy Eckerslike.......
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Can anyone give a rough idea of how much a ballpark would cost?
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For future reference, exactly how much is umpteen? 



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Watching Star Trek with my mate.
I think they made half of this up. He said.
Oh, which half ??
I think they made half of this up. He said.
Oh, which half ??
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What make of car is often mentioned in westerns but never seen? Audi.......
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The worst pub I’ve ever been in is called The Fiddle
It’s a vile inn.......
It’s a vile inn.......