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Post by WTF » Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:41 pm

If 666 is evil, then technically 25.8069738 is the root of all evil...

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Post by 80fc » Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:02 pm

It's three months until pancake day but the supermarkets are already selling eggs flour and milk

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:17 am

Who was the cheesiest band of the 70's?
The Brie Gees

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:23 am

What’s the cheesiest film of all time?

(Cheese) Graters of the Lost Ark?

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Post by WTF » Fri Nov 20, 2020 6:22 pm

Isn’t it just wrong that weight watchers website asks you to accept cookies?

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Post by Fuggletim » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:38 pm

I bought a bottle of vinegar the other day and found it was full of lumps! Customer Services at Sainsbury's said it was a jar of pickled onions when I complained!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:13 am

I am looking to buy a lighthouse.

Nothing flashy!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:14 am

When I was a boy, my favorite teacher was Miss Turtle.
Funny name but she tortoise well.

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:16 am

There is no good reason for abbreviation to be such a long word 🤔

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 10:16 am

My dog just ate 7 scrabble tiles - the vet gave him an x-ray and said the next time he has a bowel movement it could spell trouble....... :)

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:09 pm

Sat watching the rugby. The game was invented when, during a football match, William Webb Ellis picked up the ball and ran with it. Afterwards he asked the referee if he'd scored a goal. 'No' came the reply, 'but it was a good try'

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:19 pm

I went out for dinner once with the World Chess Champion. It was great, but because we had a checked tablecloth it took him 5 x hours to pass over the gravy boat!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:19 am

A woman carrying a dog sits down on an airplane next to a man with a saw. She says “this is my emotional support animal, what’s that?”
He says, “it’s my coping saw.”

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:19 am

I took on an apprentice as a clock repairer. He didn't last 5 minutes, due to being too slow and dreadful time keeping!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:20 am

The toilet has been stolen from the local police station. The police say they have nothing to go on....


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