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Chalkie
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Chalkie » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:07 pm

They say a woman's work is never done.

Probably the reason why men get paid more.
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Sun Nov 22, 2020 8:51 pm

What note do you get if you throw a piano down a coalmine?

A flat minor!.......
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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:11 pm

I'll never forget what my ex said to me when we parted! She said I'd never find anyone like her!

My thoughts exactly.......
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Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:06 pm

My mate says he can tighten wheel nuts using only his bum cheeks, personally I think he torques out of his back side........
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:34 pm

I've decided to start a magazine dedicated to ice cream,

I've just had my first scoop!
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:35 pm

During our last session, I coloured in the very top of my therapists arm.

I really needed a shoulder to crayon.......
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:37 pm

Did anyone actually find out what the

Knights in White, sat in?
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:38 pm

I awoke this morning to find someone had stolen all the trees from my garden! I rang the police and they sent special branch around!

You twigged this one was coming.......
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:35 pm

My wife asked why I like The Who so much, I said I can’t explain!......
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:36 pm

A motorist suffered four punctures from a fork in the road.
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:38 pm

I saw a great movie about databases yesterday.

I can't wait for the SQL!
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:40 pm

I've just found an excellent cheap Christmas present.

It's a cracker!
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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:40 pm

I have a dog it cocks it's leg up at the same tree every day ......... I think it recognises the bark!
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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 pm

What happens when a nut sneezes?

It goes "Cashew!"
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Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:22 am

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds..... 🕰️😁
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