Boom Boom
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They say a woman's work is never done.
Probably the reason why men get paid more.
Probably the reason why men get paid more.
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What note do you get if you throw a piano down a coalmine?
A flat minor!.......
A flat minor!.......
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I'll never forget what my ex said to me when we parted! She said I'd never find anyone like her!
My thoughts exactly.......
My thoughts exactly.......
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My mate says he can tighten wheel nuts using only his bum cheeks, personally I think he torques out of his back side........
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I've decided to start a magazine dedicated to ice cream,
I've just had my first scoop!
I've just had my first scoop!
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During our last session, I coloured in the very top of my therapists arm.
I really needed a shoulder to crayon.......
I really needed a shoulder to crayon.......
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Did anyone actually find out what the
Knights in White, sat in?
Knights in White, sat in?
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I awoke this morning to find someone had stolen all the trees from my garden! I rang the police and they sent special branch around!
You twigged this one was coming.......
You twigged this one was coming.......
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My wife asked why I like The Who so much, I said I can’t explain!......
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A motorist suffered four punctures from a fork in the road.
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I saw a great movie about databases yesterday.
I can't wait for the SQL!
I can't wait for the SQL!
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I've just found an excellent cheap Christmas present.
It's a cracker!
It's a cracker!
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I have a dog it cocks it's leg up at the same tree every day ......... I think it recognises the bark!
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What happens when a nut sneezes?
It goes "Cashew!"
It goes "Cashew!"
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What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.....

It goes back four seconds.....

