Boom Boom
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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend?
They're both cauldron.......
They're both cauldron.......
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My house was void of everything, so I bought a load of rubbish.
That filled the vacuum.........
That filled the vacuum.........
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I wasn’t certain that my best friend was stealing from the roadworks depot.
But when I went round his house all the signs were there!
But when I went round his house all the signs were there!
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I've just bought my girlfriend some lovely perfume for Christmas
It's called 'Tester' hope she likes it
It's called 'Tester' hope she likes it

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When Geese talk to each other is what they say true, or just properganda?
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I saw Ron & Russel Mael in the departure lounge at the airport.
I thought oh oh sparks are going to fly.......
I thought oh oh sparks are going to fly.......
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My mate plays in a brass band.
He thinks he's the greatest musician!
He's always blowing his own trumpet.......
He thinks he's the greatest musician!
He's always blowing his own trumpet.......
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I went to a post lockdown wedding! Even the cake was in tiers!
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Every week I send a letter to my friend who's an Italian chef.
We're penne pals.....
We're penne pals.....
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Did you hear about the crab who went to a nightclub ? He pulled a muscle (mussel) ........
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How many tickles does an octopus like?
Ten tickles........
Ten tickles........
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I worked as a waiter in a Beefeater once. On my first day the Manager asked me to clear a table. It was a good 100 x yard run, but I did it!
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Why do they make a packet containing scissors so difficult to get into that you need scissors to open it !!
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To get to the Hotel California do I take the stairway to heaven or the highway to hell?
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I took my dog to the vets the other day.
The vet picked him up, looked at him and said, "He's got a dodgy eye, a wonky leg and his tail wags up and down, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down."
I said "Why, is it serious?"
He said, "No, he's too heavy."........
The vet picked him up, looked at him and said, "He's got a dodgy eye, a wonky leg and his tail wags up and down, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down."
I said "Why, is it serious?"
He said, "No, he's too heavy."........