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I bought a pair of tortoise skin shoes the other week, it took me four hours to walk out of the shop!....
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Two parrots are sat on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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Where do penguins go to the toilet
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What shoots along the washing line at 90 mph?
Hondapants.
Hondapants.
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Just completed a 500pc jigsaw puzzle, took me 3 years.
I am very chuffed as it states 6y+ on the box!
I am very chuffed as it states 6y+ on the box!
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As we are doing regional accent jokes...
Noddy Holder from the brummie band Slade is being a proper pop star and shopping in a trendy clothes boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and he's admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and he looks fantastic too.
The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant asks "would sir like a kipper tie?"
Noddy replies "Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please."
Noddy Holder from the brummie band Slade is being a proper pop star and shopping in a trendy clothes boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and he's admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and he looks fantastic too.
The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant asks "would sir like a kipper tie?"
Noddy replies "Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please."
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I wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I have asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either...
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Many years ago I had a car that used to turn on a sixpence........!
Just bought a nice new car.......what do I turn it on now....?
Just bought a nice new car.......what do I turn it on now....?
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Does anyone have any canaries going cheap?
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This slow cooker is crap.Only just having my Christmas dinner!........
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A policeman pulled Barmy Albert over on New Year’s Eve. He curtly informed him: "You've got no tax or insurance, furthermore, your front nearside tyre is completely flat, you've got a can of lager in your hand and to compound an already unfortunate farrago, you are not wearing a seatbelt!" Albert replied: "I'll see you tomorrow then...." "What's that supposed to mean?" asked the copper. Albert sez: "Hang on a minute, officer, I'm on the phone."
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BREAKING NEWS! The new 50p coin to celebrate Brexit has been delayed. Apparentley there is disagreement on what the borders should look like....
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Bet most of you not had a shower since last year!!
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I was going to sue the airline for losing my luggage, but I lost my case!
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I wrote a book. Publisher said I must edit it. I thought it said eat it. Tasted not very novel.....