Boom Boom
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WTF
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I received a weird phone call earlier from a shady character who demanded: "Ten grand in used notes, or you’ll never see your missus again!” Both of these options were quite tempting, but in the end, I decided to take the cash...
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WTF
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I’m never jogging behind a Council lorry in winter ever again!
Said through gritted teeth!
Said through gritted teeth!
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WTF
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I've been watching repeats of Foyles War starring Michael Kitchen . Hang on Kitchen Foyle is that how he got the part?
Happy New Year . Hopefully
Happy New Year . Hopefully
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WTF
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Does anyone know what
DNA stands for?
Somebody told me it stands for National Dyslexic Association.
Is this true?
DNA stands for?
Somebody told me it stands for National Dyslexic Association.
Is this true?
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Shots1954
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My new year's resolution is to be more assertive if that's ok with all of you?
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Shots1954
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I just left my second job at the shoe recycling factory..... it was sole destroying!
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Shots1954
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What's everyone using to scrape the ice off? I used a discount card but only got 20% off....
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Shots1954
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I visited Hyde Park this morning but couldn’t find anybody....
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Shots1954
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Last night my wife text me to say she was in casualty.
I rushed home, watched all 50 minutes of it and didn't see her at all.
She's still not home.
I'm hungry!
I rushed home, watched all 50 minutes of it and didn't see her at all.
She's still not home.
I'm hungry!
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Shots1954
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Once upon a time there was a Knight who was in battle and was attacked from all sides. His name was Sir Ounded
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Richard Petty
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Ofsted have had to remind head teachers that the requirement for them to organise "School Outings" refers to taking pupils to other locations for visits to cultural or historical sites. This clarification was required following the naming of three homosexuals, two lesbians and a transgnender at a recent school assembly.
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A lion had become old and slow and decided that he needed a disguise to catch his prey. So he bought a gorilla suit before heading to the watering hole. On the way there he met 2 eagles.
The first said, "Hi Mr Lion".
The second asked, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion was shocked! "How did you know it was me?" he asked.
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes..."
The first said, "Hi Mr Lion".
The second asked, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion was shocked! "How did you know it was me?" he asked.
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes..."
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Shots1954
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Did you know there is a chinese restaurant near Anfield, called "You never wok alone"?
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