Boom Boom
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What happened to the robber who stole a calendar ?
He got 12 months!
He got 12 months!
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As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought..
"Just throw the dam thing."

"Just throw the dam thing."

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My first girlfriend dumped me because of my obsession with Barry Manilow
Her name was Lola, she was a show girl
Her name was Lola, she was a show girl
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Man walks upto the Kremlin, knocks on the door and shouts “ Is Len In”?
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I've been balancing this large, black, flat disc on my head for 5 days now.
I think it could be a record!
I think it could be a record!
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This morning I gave a Handyman a list of 5 things to do at my house - when I got home he had only done 1 3 and 5 on the list - turns out he only does odd jobs!
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Some people have said my consumption of brake fluid is bordering on addiction. I disagree, I can stop at anytime.
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A man goes to the doctor’s with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies “You’re not eating properly.”.....
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I once knew a girl named Carmen Cohen. When she was at school, some teachers called her Carmen and others called her Cohen. She didn't know if she was Carmen or.........
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Put some Tipp-ex in a friends tea for a joke, he went to the toilet, hav'nt seen him since!
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Got stung by a bee, ten quid for a jar of honey!
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There’s a new film coming out called “Carry on Fishing”.
It’s like the old Carry On films but with a different cast!
It’s like the old Carry On films but with a different cast!
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I went for a hearing test and the doctor asked me to explain the symptoms.
I said, well Homer is a fat yellow bloke and his wife Marge has blue hair!
I said, well Homer is a fat yellow bloke and his wife Marge has blue hair!
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My fear of heights was far worse when I climbed trees. I was sicker more.
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Not only have I been selected for my local woodworking team, I've also been made vice- captain.... 


