Boom Boom

[Dr Jim Royle]

You know how often when you look back at things you found entertaining when you were a child you watch them now and wonder what you ever saw in them. Well I have to say that Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop do not fall into that category https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWyR019mPY she really was very good and stands the test of time.

I was more of a realist child TV watcher, Supercar, Fireball XL5 & Stingray provided so much more in the puppet world. But I did think Ray Allen with Tich & Quakers ruled the Dummy world for a while. But true Shots fans will always be loyal to Harry H Corbett with Sooty & Sweep, lived local and without doubt were very very naughty rascals.

Back to Boom Boom

People that insist that Ketamine should be banned, should get down from their high horses.

[Statto]

You don' even have to be over 65 to remember Shari Lewis, over 60 will do as I remember her well, she had some other puppets as well. Hush Puppy was one but I cant remember the others. There were quite a few ventriloquist puppet shows on TV during the 60''s.

I remember Shari Lewis and I'm not even 60!

You know how often when you look back at things you found entertaining when you were a child you watch them now and wonder what you ever saw in them. Well I have to say that Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop do not fall into that category https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWyR019mPY she really was very good and stands the test of time.

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea DOES!

[Richard Petty]

I went to a petrol station today to put air in my tyres and they charged me £2.00, I said to the assistant "it was only £1.00 yesterday" he said "That's the cost of inflation for you"

[WTF]

I am pleased to announce that after three years hard work I have been awarded a first class degree in Salad Preparation.
I now have lettuce after my name.

[WTF]

Got woken up 3am this morning by some got trying to steal my garden gate, wife told be to go and sort him out, I did nothing, thought he might take a fence....sorry.

[WTF]

Got stopped by the police today, asked where I was going, I said to buy some oil, he said is it essential? I said no,cooking!

[Richard Petty]

I got complimented on my driving today. When I came back to my parked car there was a not on the windscreen saying "Parking Fine", that was nice of someone to take the trouble to comment.

[redandbluescb]

Woeking fc.

[Fuggletim]

Depending on your age group, you can adapt this joke!

What does a Reading/Woking supporter do once their club has won the league?

They turn off the X Box....

[Dr Jim Royle]

I’ve just cooked a steak on my George Formby Grill.

Turned out nice again.

[Richard Petty]

I’ve just cooked a steak on my George Formby Grill.

Turned out nice again.

Very good though it could lose a few of the younger generation.

I read it after i finished cleaning windows, leaning on a lampost eating my little stick of Blackpool rock with my little Ukelele in my hand.

[Dr Jim Royle]

Very good though it could lose a few of the younger generation.

Blimey, judging by the age of 89% of jokes posted on this thread, my puns are by far the trendiest !!!

I once forced my little brother to swallow a torch

It was worth it just to see his little face light up.

[HarryTom]

I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists last week........they did unspeakable things to me !!

[Shots1954]

I just heard that there is an outbreak of norovirus among cattle in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick.

[Shots1954]

I made a film last year.
It’s called Constipation.
It hasn’t come out yet......