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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon May 18, 2020 7:49 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 10:19 am
There has been a robbery in the paper factory in Bristol.
Police believe they took the A4.
The Police are looking for an A3 Audi in connection with this theft.

shots1965
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Mon May 18, 2020 8:29 pm

A truck load of wigs was stolen in Aldershot


Police are combing the area

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 10:17 pm

The public toilets have been stolen from Manor Park. The police say they have nothing to go on.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 10:18 pm

A big hole has appeared in Redan Hill.
The police say they are looking into it.

shotshammo
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Tue May 19, 2020 7:55 am

Dad, Jimmy said we are having a battery chicken for dinner. Ignore him son, it's a wind up.

What's the difference between Bullshit and Cowshit. They're both unpleasant but one comes from the mouth and the other from the shoe.

What do you get when a Crow and Rook mate. A Crook.

Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Tue May 19, 2020 10:47 am

I've just spent the last 2 hours looking for my allotment,

I think I've lost the plot!

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 19, 2020 12:51 pm

What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?

Correctly spelt. :D

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 19, 2020 12:52 pm

There’s no i in Team.
But there is a me if you look hard enough. 8)

Chalkie
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Chalkie » Tue May 19, 2020 1:13 pm

Image

shots1965
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Tue May 19, 2020 2:01 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 12:51 pm
What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?

Correctly spelt. :D
No eye deer?

Pip@B
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Pip@B » Tue May 19, 2020 2:11 pm

shots1965 wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 2:01 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 12:51 pm
What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?

Correctly spelt. :D
No eye deer?
and one with no eyes and no legs?



...still no eye dear.

shotshammo
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Tue May 19, 2020 2:59 pm

Legless but still sober.

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 19, 2020 6:18 pm

shots1965 wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 2:01 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue May 19, 2020 12:51 pm
What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?

Correctly spelt. :D
No eye deer?
I did the new alternative version.

shots1965
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Wed May 20, 2020 12:24 am

Why couldn’t the two melons Marry?

Because they Cantelope

shotshammo
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Wed May 20, 2020 9:03 am

Irony, when a dealer won't sell drugs to a group because their not spaced out enough.


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