Boom Boom
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I'm having the locks changed at home so i thought I'd write a song about it, there's a key change at the end.
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I decided to leave work early today as it's Friday! Not sure why the passengers on my plane got so freaked out when I put my parachute on!
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Its just been announced that Cher is joining the Spice Girls, she is going to be called "Old Spice"
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A friend of mine recently had his credit card stolen, he hasn't reported it though as the thief is spending less on it than his wife did
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Reports are coming in of a Black Forest Gateaux, a Raspberry Pavlova and a Blackcurrant Cheesecake on the rampage in Aldershot. Police say not to worry as the streets are desserted........
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I'd rather have (C)her than any of the othersRichard Petty wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 12:18 pmIts just been announced that Cher is joining the Spice Girls, she is going to be called "Old Spice"

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes ?
Re-Morse code.
Re-Morse code.
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Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia. I was involved in very organised crime.
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An empty beer bottle walks into a bar and says to the barman "Fill me up with your strongest ale please?"
The barman refuses and says "Sorry you are clearly drunk already!"
The barman refuses and says "Sorry you are clearly drunk already!"
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Ou local Landlord shouted at William Shakespeare to get out of his boozer.
He said “you’re Baird “
He said “you’re Baird “
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Went for a job at a Blacksmiths.
He said "Are you any good at shoeing horses?"
I said: "No but I told a donkey to sod off once!"
He said "Are you any good at shoeing horses?"
I said: "No but I told a donkey to sod off once!"
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I just got an email saying I've won a free bungee jump no strings attached
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I used to work in the packing department of a large butter manufacturers...but I was always losing my temper with my co workers.
The company are sending me on an Anchor Management Course.
The company are sending me on an Anchor Management Course.