Boom Boom
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I'm not saying my mates baby was ugly but his wife only started getting morning sickness after it was born
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A man went to his doctor and said "I want to have a vasectomy"
"That' a big decision" said the doctor, "have you discussed it with your family"
"Yes" replied the man, "they are in favour 15 to 2"
"That' a big decision" said the doctor, "have you discussed it with your family"
"Yes" replied the man, "they are in favour 15 to 2"
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This one made me laugh RichardRichard Petty wrote: ↑Mon Feb 15, 2021 5:24 pmA man went to his doctor and said "I want to have a vasectomy"
"That' a big decision" said the doctor, "have you discussed it with your family"
"Yes" replied the man, "they are in favour 15 to 2"

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I’m thinking of starting up a new business recycling discarded chewing gum.
I just need some help getting it off the ground...
I just need some help getting it off the ground...
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I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground...
We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.
We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.
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I was also on the Tube the other day when another passenger asked me how to get to Upminster via Barking?
I pointed to his map and said "Woof, woof!"
I pointed to his map and said "Woof, woof!"
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I had pancakes at Meatloaf’s house once but they tasted really awful.
Like a batter out of hell...
Like a batter out of hell...
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Is it just me or have pancakes not tasted the same since Jif changed to Cif
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Last year I had to steal something to stir my pancake batter with...
But it was a whisk I was willing to take.
But it was a whisk I was willing to take.
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Lets try and lift the mood a little
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there any such thing as a dog.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there any such thing as a dog.
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If you want to find out who loves you more your wife or your dog, stick them both in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the boot, see who is the happiest to see you?
When you open the boot, see who is the happiest to see you?
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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‘Boot, trunk’? Make yer mind up, Richard.Richard Petty wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 1:02 pmIf you want to find out who loves you more your wife or your dog, stick them both in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, see who is the happiest to see you?
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It was an American joke, I translated the first line but forgot about the second lineBirdman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 1:07 pm‘Boot, trunk’? Make yer mind up, Richard.Richard Petty wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 1:02 pmIf you want to find out who loves you more your wife or your dog, stick them both in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, see who is the happiest to see you?

At least I didn't call the car an automobile
