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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:39 pm

My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.

I said, “That makes two of us...”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:43 pm

To celebrate the landing of "Peserverancr" on Mars, NASA staff in Cape Canaveral opened a Mars Bar to celebrate! Problem now is getting the Fuggle De Dum and HSB there.....

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:52 am

I thought I saw a frog wearing a pair of shoes, but on closer inspection it turned out that they were open toad sandals...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by bordon shot » Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:03 am

Guy goes into a Spanish restaurant and has a delicious meal of meat balls. At the end of the meal he asks the waiter exactly what it was. He said they are the testicles of bull.

A couple of days later the guy goes back to the same restaurant and is disappointed with the meal this time as the meat balls were much smaller. The waiter apologies by saying " sometimes the bull he win.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Feb 21, 2021 4:11 pm

I have been wanting to buy one of those "Next Customer Please" bars from the supermarket checkout at Tesco for ages, but whenever the cashier gets it she picks it up and slides it back to the end of the belt!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:13 pm

Never take your nasal decongestant to the capital of Iceland.

It’ll wreck your Vick.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:53 pm

I hopped on the train to Aldershot on Friday, but the Guard said I distracting people and could I please sit down like everyone else.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sun Feb 21, 2021 8:15 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:13 pm
Never take your nasal decongestant to the capital of Iceland.

It’ll wreck your Vick.
Clever that one !!

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:25 pm

HarryTom wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 8:15 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:13 pm
Never take your nasal decongestant to the capital of Iceland.

It’ll wreck your Vick.
Clever that one !!
High praise :D

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:30 pm

I've been diagnosed with a rare type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:36 am

I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...

My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:56 am

I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:57 am

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

HarryTom
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:21 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:25 pm
HarryTom wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 8:15 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:13 pm
Never take your nasal decongestant to the capital of Iceland.

It’ll wreck your Vick.
Clever that one !!
High praise :D
When it's due Mr Mouse, when it's due !!

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:32 pm

HarryTom wrote:
Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:21 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 9:25 pm
HarryTom wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 8:15 pm


Clever that one !!
High praise :D
When it's due Mr Mouse, when it's due !!
I'll take it :)


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