Boom Boom
-
- Posts: 592
- Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:16 pm
- Location: Whitehill
Re: Boom Boom
I asked my daughter if she could get me my newspaper from the kitchen. She told me that newspapers were so 20th Century and I should start using IT.
Although I killed the fly, I don't think the iPad will work again.
Although I killed the fly, I don't think the iPad will work again.
-
- Posts: 340
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:13 pm
Re: Boom Boom
Just back from the doctors. "What's wrong", she said,
I have a problem with pain down below I said,
"Well drop your pants" she said, she had a good old feel of my privates and then said "There's nothing wrong there",
I said I know i think,I've got an ingrowing toenail".
I have a problem with pain down below I said,
"Well drop your pants" she said, she had a good old feel of my privates and then said "There's nothing wrong there",
I said I know i think,I've got an ingrowing toenail".
-
- Posts: 592
- Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:16 pm
- Location: Whitehill
Re: Boom Boom
I found a mole a while back. It wasn't looking too good, and after a week it was starting to look worse and was a bit odorous. A week later on, it had shrivelled, but had started looking quite crusty. As such I thought I had better get it looked at.
The Vet told me that he thought it had been dead for about 2 x weeks by the time I took it there.
The Vet told me that he thought it had been dead for about 2 x weeks by the time I took it there.
-
- Posts: 3612
- Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:29 pm
Re: Boom Boom
This morning I stood naked looking in the Mirror and I thought to myself;
"Any moment now I'm going to get kicked out of this newsagents..."
"Any moment now I'm going to get kicked out of this newsagents..."
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
The thing I don't like about Shopping centres is that when you've seen one you've seen a mall
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
I got stopped in the street by a group of robed men chanting who said they worshiped healthy bacteria, I told them "Sorry I am not interested in Yakult
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
Not a joke as such but very funny and this seemed the best thread for it
Simon Evans On Football - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7L0xvR45o&t=45s
Simon Evans On Football - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7L0xvR45o&t=45s
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
Two blokes standing at a bar talking and one says to the other "I got a poodle for my wife the other day" and the other bloke says "I wish I could make an exchange like that".
-
- Posts: 592
- Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:16 pm
- Location: Whitehill
Re: Boom Boom
I was thinking about killing off a few characters in the book I am writing. It will be an interesting autobiography I think!
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
I popped into B&Q this morning and bought a tin of Fly Spray, when I got to the checkout I asked the assistant "Is this any good for Wasps". "No" he replied, "it kills them"
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
6 Months ago my doctor told me I was going deaf, I haven't heard from him since
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.
-
- Posts: 629
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
- Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom
I went to the doctor the other day and asked him if he could recommend anything for wind, he suggested a kite.
-
- Posts: 3612
- Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:29 pm
Re: Boom Boom
Had my Covid 19 vaccine yesterday and was quite surprised when the nurse jabbed me in the leg instead of the arm.
Phizer killing me this morning.
Phizer killing me this morning.
Last edited by Anon E Mouse on Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
-
- Posts: 3612
- Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:29 pm
Re: Boom Boom
I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...
I think it’s faulty.
I think it’s faulty.