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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:29 am

A man goes to psychiatrist. During the examination he is given an "Inkblot" picture and is asked what does he see?

The man ponders for a moment and says: "Well, I'm not sure, but is it a Rorschach Series 3, Card 7?"

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:45 pm

I was asked to invest in a business building burial plots for rich Egyptians. I declined as its obviously a pyramid scheme....

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:21 am

"I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”

“Singapore?”

“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”

Somerset Shot
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Somerset Shot » Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:37 pm

Whilst on holiday on the Indian sub-continent I had a body piercing.

Nepal?

No, just my ear.

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:49 pm

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:50 pm

My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... terrible driver.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:36 pm

I got pulled over with my Yamaha on the M3 yesterday! Apparently they reckon I shouldn't be playing a keyboard whilst driving......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:45 pm

My friend lost his ear in an accident and had to have a pigs ear transplanted on.

I asked him if it was working ok...

He said “It’s fine apart from a bit of crackling...”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:46 pm

I once had a job in a tiddlywinks factory.

I didn’t like it, it was counter productive...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:36 pm

BREAKING: A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:58 pm

BREAKING: A TV weatherman has been blown over and broken both his legs and arms...

A spokesperson for the company said, "The reporter is OK and will be live from his hospital bed with his four casts!"

shots1965
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:56 pm

They are building a mirror factory in my town, I can see myself working there

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:10 pm

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I just never got the chant's !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:11 pm

Got a call saying my grandad left a watch in his will for me . Hope it’s not a wind up .

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:16 pm

My mate was telling me he failed his Aboriginal exam.

I asked him ‘Did ya ree do it’ ?


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