Boom Boom
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A man goes to psychiatrist. During the examination he is given an "Inkblot" picture and is asked what does he see?
The man ponders for a moment and says: "Well, I'm not sure, but is it a Rorschach Series 3, Card 7?"
The man ponders for a moment and says: "Well, I'm not sure, but is it a Rorschach Series 3, Card 7?"
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I was asked to invest in a business building burial plots for rich Egyptians. I declined as its obviously a pyramid scheme....
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"I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”
“Singapore?”
“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”
“Singapore?”
“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”
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Whilst on holiday on the Indian sub-continent I had a body piercing.
Nepal?
No, just my ear.
Nepal?
No, just my ear.
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Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
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My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman... terrible driver.
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I got pulled over with my Yamaha on the M3 yesterday! Apparently they reckon I shouldn't be playing a keyboard whilst driving......
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My friend lost his ear in an accident and had to have a pigs ear transplanted on.
I asked him if it was working ok...
He said “It’s fine apart from a bit of crackling...”
I asked him if it was working ok...
He said “It’s fine apart from a bit of crackling...”
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I once had a job in a tiddlywinks factory.
I didn’t like it, it was counter productive...
I didn’t like it, it was counter productive...
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BREAKING: A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!
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BREAKING: A TV weatherman has been blown over and broken both his legs and arms...
A spokesperson for the company said, "The reporter is OK and will be live from his hospital bed with his four casts!"
A spokesperson for the company said, "The reporter is OK and will be live from his hospital bed with his four casts!"
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They are building a mirror factory in my town, I can see myself working there
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I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I just never got the chant's !
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Got a call saying my grandad left a watch in his will for me . Hope it’s not a wind up .
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My mate was telling me he failed his Aboriginal exam.
I asked him ‘Did ya ree do it’ ?
I asked him ‘Did ya ree do it’ ?