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Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:17 pm

All refs to be vaccinated this week. Heard it from a whistleblower

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Post by Fuggletim » Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm

Aldershot Police are working tirelessly to find out who is stealing wheels from Police cars.....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:48 am

It's my Constipation Recovery group tonight. But Sadly I can't go.

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Post by Richard Petty » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:35 am

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

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Post by Richard Petty » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:36 am

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Post by Richard Petty » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:41 am

I finally realized my parents preferred my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:45 pm

I’ve quit the ‘Male Soprano Choir’ after one last performance.

It was nice to leave on a high note.

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Post by Fuggletim » Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:13 pm

Mercedes were asked about whether they were going to venture into the development of deep sea submersibles? They said they would not as they feared people may get the Benz......

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Post by Fuggletim » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:48 pm

I think it's fair to say that when Daniel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius went to University they both worked hard to get their degrees.......

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:41 am

A friend phoned to tell me he was changing his name to ‘Mr Spinal Column’.

I said “Can I call you back?”

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:52 am

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:52 am

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:53 am

What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:53 am

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:54 am

What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."


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