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Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:55 am

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:55 am

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:56 am

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:57 am

"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:58 am

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:58 am

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

Richard Petty
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Post by Richard Petty » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:03 pm

I just found out I'm colour blind. I must say that diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:10 pm

Thanks once again to autocorrect, my friends kids are expecting the Easter Rabbi tomorrow.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by BillB » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:13 pm

Steady on Richard, we don't want religion being brought into Easter and spoiling it

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Post by Richard Petty » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:15 pm

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:17 pm

BillB wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:13 pm
Steady on Richard, we don't want religion being brought into Easter and spoiling it
An eggcellent point BillB

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:00 pm

I used to open so many birthday cards in years gone by. Sadly the Royal Mail found out and sacked me....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:14 pm

I wanted to sue the makers of via agra but my solicitor told me, it would never stand up in court!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:20 pm

The wife isn't speaking to me, all because I wouldn't open the car door for her...

It's not my fault. I just panicked and swam to the surface!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:31 pm

I could never understand why as a child I had to bath in cheap Australian beer. I was told a while back I had probably been Fostered....


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