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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:57 pm

Just launched a new product;
a corduroy pillow.

It's already making headlines...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:58 pm

I just saw a famous female singer with a laptop...

I think it was a Dell!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:25 pm

My friend texted me to say I'm very condescending.

To be honest I was surprised he could even spell it ....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:48 pm

Just broke two of my old Queen records

Now i want to break three

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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:52 pm

I saw a Nun walking a German Shepherd dog outside the convent the other day. I bet his name was "Lord."

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:56 am

Our local TV weatherman has reacted angrily after being sacked for giving too many gloomy, frosty weather forecasts.

No more mist and ice guy...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:36 am

I tried to find a pun about carpentry.

But nothing wood work.

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Post by Fuggletim » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:40 am

Meanwhile at Ramstein Air Base, the German Airforce are enjoying their Luftwaffles for breakfast.....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:47 pm

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O," said the rabbit.

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Post by Fuggletim » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:51 pm

It has finally been revealed why the Star Wars films were released in the sequence 4,5,6,1,2,3....

In charge of release Yoda was...

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Post by shots1965 » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:53 pm

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room

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Post by Fuggletim » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:45 pm

I have changed my energy company as I was not happy with my current supplier....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:09 pm

We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9...

...but 7 was scared 2, 4 6 8 10.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:07 am

I was doing up my trousers but got distracted singing along to Disney songs...

And now I’ve zippered me doo-dah !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:45 pm

There are no cities in Cornwall: Truro or False?


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