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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:18 pm

The inventor of the sexual innuendo has sadly passed away today.
His wife has taken it really hard.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:22 pm

I was once in a band called ‘The Radiators’, we were a warm up act.
Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.
After that, I was in an outfit called ‘Cats Eyes’, mostly middle of the road stuff.
Now I'm in a group called ‘Missing Cat’, you may have seen our posters…

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:23 pm

One for Craig Stanley :-

I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow. I rang them today to check the time.

It's ten to one!

Shot By Both Sides
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Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:09 am

There's a new insurance policy for naturists. The policy is called "Fully Uncoveted".

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:11 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:22 pm
Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.
Did you play my favourite festive number "Duvet Know It's Christmas"?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:37 am

Just finished watching a wildlife documentary on beavers. Best Dam programme i’ve seen in a long time.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:38 am

Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:11 am
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:22 pm
Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.
Did you play my favourite festive number "Duvet Know It's Christmas"?
Nice one. And yes :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:39 am

I stole a rabbit today. Then I had to make a run for it.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:41 am

I used to have a big problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American Sitcoms but I’m over it now. Happy Days.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:04 am

Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:06 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:04 am
Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.
These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.

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Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:09 pm

I managed to slip in a pun unnoticed too...

Third post up from the bottom

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=50820&sid=f841f4669 ... start=1890

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pm

Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:06 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:04 am
Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.
These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.
Secret the crackers have been open for a while :wink:

Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pm

Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:09 pm
I managed to slip in a pun unnoticed too...

Third post up from the bottom

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=50820&sid=f841f4669 ... start=1890
Wasn’t missed SBBS. 😄

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:44 pm

Just got back from a fishing trip with my new neighbours , Rod and Annette.


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