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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:42 pm

I really don't get my other half! Recently I bought myself an iPad, and a iPhone! Not wanting to leave her out, I bought her an iRon......

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:26 pm

One for you SBBS :-

In my younger days I was in a band called the prevention .
We were a lot better than the cure .

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:00 pm

Wife comes back from the doctors with a big smile on her face

Man: Why are you so happy?

Wife: Doc told me that for a 45 year old woman, I have 18 yr old breasts

Man: Well what did he say about your 45 yr old arse?

Wife: Your name never came up in conversation

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:01 pm

Somebody is having a BBQ 1760 yards away!
You can smell it a mile off.

Shot By Both Sides
Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:02 pm

Scientists say it’s possible to live on Mars.
I know that’s nonsense.

I tried it once,
I put on 5 stone and became diabetic.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:02 pm

Somebody broke into my mates girlfriend's house and stole all her underwear.
She was able to give the police a brief description!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:05 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:26 pm
One for you SBBS :-

In my younger days I was in a band called the prevention .
We were a lot better than the cure .
STILL ON MUSIC...

"Excuse me waiter, is fish one of the specials?

"No, I think he was in Marillion".

Shot By Both Sides
Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:06 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:02 pm
She was able to give the police a brief description!!
Did they take everything down? 😇

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:31 pm

Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:06 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:02 pm
She was able to give the police a brief description!!
Did they take everything down? 😇
Bit ‘carry on’ that one. Never a bad thing. :D

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:33 pm

My Wife said that there must be a name for my obsession with Cricket.
I'm going to look it up on Googly!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:20 pm

No jokes today due to today’s event.
RIP Shrubby.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:04 am

I went to Thailand and came so close to sleeping with a lady boy. She looked like a girl talked like a girl even walked like a girl. It wasn't until she reversed the car perfectly into the car space I thought hang on a second.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:49 am

Relax I’m back :- :D

Did you know that it takes three sheep to make a sweater.

I didn't even know that sheep could knit!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:50 am

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers.
Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart "

Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven."

Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:05 am

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair.


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