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Due to an unfortunate spacing error while booking my recent holiday I will be spending a week on The Norfolk B roads
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I sold my guitar to a bloke with no arms recently.
I asked him how it was going to work, he replied.....
'I'm going to play it by ear'."
I asked him how it was going to work, he replied.....
'I'm going to play it by ear'."
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Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my bad spine?
It was about a weak back.
It was about a weak back.
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Have to say I'm slightly peeved that the makers of Head and Shoulders haven't produced a body wash called Knees and Toes yet.
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Overheard conversation.
"Oi mate, can I use your chloroform?"
"Of course mate, knock yourself out"!!
"Oi mate, can I use your chloroform?"
"Of course mate, knock yourself out"!!
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I was telling a friend that I’m off to see a Charlie Chaplin movie in Devon.
He said, “Torquay ?”
I said, “No, it’s a silent one”
He said, “Torquay ?”
I said, “No, it’s a silent one”
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I won 2nd prize in a competition, and received a map of the night sky.
It was a constellation prize
It was a constellation prize
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Where did it go? Not had it long. I was only there yesterday. The scarecrow will be lonely. Blimey, I only rented the allotment last week.
No doubting, I've lost the plot.
No doubting, I've lost the plot.
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY
When I was kid, my social network was called "outside".
When I was kid, my social network was called "outside".
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I let the kids play with our Scrabble game, it was going really well, then they decided to throw the tiles around.
I shouted "It's all fun and game's until somebody loses an I"...
I shouted "It's all fun and game's until somebody loses an I"...
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My friend Jack reckons he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Jack and the beans talk.
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Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas...
Can't believe the currant exchange rate!
Can't believe the currant exchange rate!
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My wife has just called me to go upstairs, because she says she's going to put a black lace number on...
Brilliant, I really love Agadoo!
Brilliant, I really love Agadoo!
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Walking by the fridge, I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song...
Turns out it was just the chives talking!
Turns out it was just the chives talking!
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Got caught stealing a leg of lamb from Tesco.
Security: "What are you doing with that?"
Me: "Mash, peas and gravy!"
Security: "What are you doing with that?"
Me: "Mash, peas and gravy!"