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I used to work in a bank but soon lost interest. To be honest though, i don't think I was a good investment.
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I don't understand why they keep delaying these procrastinators anonymous meetings
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I have never ever ever ever ever exaggerated
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ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞᴉl pǝʇlᴉʇ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ pᴉdnʇs ʞool noʎ
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I failed my German language exam today.............Sacre Bleu!
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Breaking news...The managing director of Dulux Paints has been found dead at the top of Ben Nevis, suffering from hypothermia. ..Doctor's have said,he could have done with another coat...
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There’s a third off all books at Waterstones. I’ve just bought “The Lion, The Witch.... “
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Breaking News. Scientists have made cars that can run on parsley. They are now trying to make trains that can run on thyme .
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I got sacked from my job as a church window cleaner because I got rid of all the stains.
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I'm not sure whether you've been to the RSPCA headquarters recently, but there's barely any room to swing a cat
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My wife left me because I wouldn't listen to her, or something like that.
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My friend is half British and half Indian. He's called Brian.
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So calling the Shots. It’s good to have some joke company. I see you are new around here yet feels familiar. 

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Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.
I regretted it one minute later.
I regretted it one minute later.
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I saw an advert saying; ‘Hairpieces from £5’.
I thought ‘that’s a small price toupee’...
I thought ‘that’s a small price toupee’...