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Calling the shots
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Calling the shots » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:13 pm

I used to work in a bank but soon lost interest. To be honest though, i don't think I was a good investment.

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Post by Calling the shots » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:16 pm

I don't understand why they keep delaying these procrastinators anonymous meetings

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Post by Calling the shots » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:17 pm

I have never ever ever ever ever exaggerated

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:37 pm

ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞᴉl pǝʇlᴉʇ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ pᴉdnʇs ʞool noʎ

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:39 pm

I failed my German language exam today.............Sacre Bleu!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:46 pm

Breaking news...The managing director of Dulux Paints has been found dead at the top of Ben Nevis, suffering from hypothermia. ..Doctor's have said,he could have done with another coat...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:59 am

There’s a third off all books at Waterstones. I’ve just bought “The Lion, The Witch.... “

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:58 pm

Breaking News. Scientists have made cars that can run on parsley. They are now trying to make trains that can run on thyme .

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Post by Calling the shots » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:18 pm

I got sacked from my job as a church window cleaner because I got rid of all the stains.

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Post by Calling the shots » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:23 pm

I'm not sure whether you've been to the RSPCA headquarters recently, but there's barely any room to swing a cat

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Post by Calling the shots » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:26 pm

My wife left me because I wouldn't listen to her, or something like that.

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Post by Calling the shots » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:33 pm

My friend is half British and half Indian. He's called Brian.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:53 am

So calling the Shots. It’s good to have some joke company. I see you are new around here yet feels familiar. :wink:

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:01 am

Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.

I regretted it one minute later.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:15 am

I saw an advert saying; ‘Hairpieces from £5’.

I thought ‘that’s a small price toupee’...


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