Boom Boom

[Anon E Mouse]

The inventor of the sexual innuendo has sadly passed away today.
His wife has taken it really hard.

[Anon E Mouse]

I was once in a band called ‘The Radiators’, we were a warm up act.
Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.
After that, I was in an outfit called ‘Cats Eyes’, mostly middle of the road stuff.
Now I'm in a group called ‘Missing Cat’, you may have seen our posters…

[Anon E Mouse]

One for Craig Stanley :-

I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow. I rang them today to check the time.

It's ten to one!

[Shot By Both Sides]

There's a new insurance policy for naturists. The policy is called "Fully Uncoveted".

[Shot By Both Sides]

Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.

Did you play my favourite festive number "Duvet Know It's Christmas"?

[Anon E Mouse]

Just finished watching a wildlife documentary on beavers. Best Dam programme i’ve seen in a long time.

[Anon E Mouse]

Then I joined ‘The Duvets’, we mainly did covers.

Did you play my favourite festive number "Duvet Know It's Christmas"?

Nice one. And yes

[Anon E Mouse]

I stole a rabbit today. Then I had to make a run for it.

[Anon E Mouse]

I used to have a big problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American Sitcoms but I’m over it now. Happy Days.

[Anon E Mouse]

Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.

[Shot By Both Sides]

Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.

These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.

[Shot By Both Sides]

I managed to slip in a pun unnoticed too...

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[Anon E Mouse]

Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.

These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.

Secret the crackers have been open for a while

Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.

[Anon E Mouse]

I managed to slip in a pun unnoticed too...

Third post up from the bottom

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=50820&sid=f841f4669 ... start=1890

Wasn’t missed SBBS.

[Anon E Mouse]

Just got back from a fishing trip with my new neighbours , Rod and Annette.