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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:46 pm

Here’s one for Danny Searle :D

I got called ‘pretty’ today. Well the full statement was ‘you’re pretty annoying’ but I like to focus on the positives.

Ps ..disclaimer this doesn’t mean I find DS annoying :wink:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:31 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pm
Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:06 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:04 am
Did you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.
These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.
Secret the crackers have been open for a while :wink:

Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.
I think it's a great idea and a positive within the forum. We quietly massage other threads (well I do) with a pun or joke here and there, better than some of the misery we read!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Birdman » Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:01 pm

Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:31 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pm
Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:06 pm


These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.
Secret the crackers have been open for a while :wink:

Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.
I think it's a great idea and a positive within the forum. We quietly massage other threads (well I do) with a pun or joke here and there, better than some of the misery we read!
Well, stop writing it then! 😉 😁 👍

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:39 pm

Birdman wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:01 pm
Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:31 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pm


Secret the crackers have been open for a while :wink:

Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.
I think it's a great idea and a positive within the forum. We quietly massage other threads (well I do) with a pun or joke here and there, better than some of the misery we read!
Well, stop writing it then! 😉 😁 👍
Knew that was incoming. 😅

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:35 pm

I don't think people should ride as passengers on motorbikes, but that's just my opillion.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:16 pm

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe 👞

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:18 pm

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:50 am

I’ve just started the Adam Ant diet.
Don’t chew ever don’t chew ever.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:27 am

Waiter :-How would you like your steak ?

Me :- like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter:- rare it is then.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:18 pm

Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings..

What the heck is leftover beer?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:21 pm

I just had one of those trick questions on a job application form.
It asks who do we call in case of an emergency ?
I put and Ambulance and a Doctor obviously !!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:36 pm

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house, so I've bought her a magazine rack

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:30 pm

Yesterday at the gym, I found a hole in my trainer. I stuck my finger in, she complained and now I'm banned for life.

Image

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:31 pm

If lavatory attendants do overtime,do they get a day in loo?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:45 pm

Where do birds meet for coffee?

Nest-cafe.


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