Boom Boom
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Here’s one for Danny Searle
I got called ‘pretty’ today. Well the full statement was ‘you’re pretty annoying’ but I like to focus on the positives.
Ps ..disclaimer this doesn’t mean I find DS annoying

I got called ‘pretty’ today. Well the full statement was ‘you’re pretty annoying’ but I like to focus on the positives.
Ps ..disclaimer this doesn’t mean I find DS annoying

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I think it's a great idea and a positive within the forum. We quietly massage other threads (well I do) with a pun or joke here and there, better than some of the misery we read!Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pmSecret the crackers have been open for a whileShot By Both Sides wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:06 pmThese are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:04 amDid you know that Owl’s can’t breed in the rain. It’s too wet to woo.![]()
Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.
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Well, stop writing it then!Shot By Both Sides wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:31 pmI think it's a great idea and a positive within the forum. We quietly massage other threads (well I do) with a pun or joke here and there, better than some of the misery we read!Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pmSecret the crackers have been open for a whileShot By Both Sides wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:06 pm
These are all silver or gold but we're worried you'll run out, Mick and have to open the crackers early.![]()
Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.



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Knew that was incoming.Birdman wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:01 pmWell, stop writing it then!Shot By Both Sides wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:31 pmI think it's a great idea and a positive within the forum. We quietly massage other threads (well I do) with a pun or joke here and there, better than some of the misery we read!Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:38 pm
Secret the crackers have been open for a while![]()
Back to work tomorrow so less jokes but will try to keep going.
Was hoping this was only till the football started again but it’s gone on far longer than we all wanted and the jokes can surely last. Will see.![]()
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I don't think people should ride as passengers on motorbikes, but that's just my opillion.
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What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
A shoe

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I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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I’ve just started the Adam Ant diet.
Don’t chew ever don’t chew ever.
Don’t chew ever don’t chew ever.
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Waiter :-How would you like your steak ?
Me :- like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter:- rare it is then.
Me :- like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter:- rare it is then.
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Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings..
What the heck is leftover beer?
What the heck is leftover beer?
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I just had one of those trick questions on a job application form.
It asks who do we call in case of an emergency ?
I put and Ambulance and a Doctor obviously !!
It asks who do we call in case of an emergency ?
I put and Ambulance and a Doctor obviously !!
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house, so I've bought her a magazine rack
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Yesterday at the gym, I found a hole in my trainer. I stuck my finger in, she complained and now I'm banned for life.


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If lavatory attendants do overtime,do they get a day in loo?
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Where do birds meet for coffee?
Nest-cafe.
Nest-cafe.