Boom Boom
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I finished with my ex girlfriend because of her obsession with counting...
I wonder what she's up to now!
I wonder what she's up to now!
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I bought a rocket salad last week.
Unfortunately it went off before I could eat it.
Unfortunately it went off before I could eat it.
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A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
It was a flop.
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Magician - "I can make anything disappear."
Tom - "Go on then, make my tea disappear."
Magician - "Abracadabra"
om - "Nothing happened"!!
Tom - "Go on then, make my tea disappear."
Magician - "Abracadabra"
om - "Nothing happened"!!
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I came out of Asda this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out, She'd lost all her holiday money I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50. I don't usually do that kind of thing but I'd just found £2000 in the carpark.
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Another one from a friend.
What do you a call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce - Chicken sees a salad.

What do you a call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce - Chicken sees a salad.
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I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself.
I really need to wash some mugs!
I really need to wash some mugs!
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Chinese food to go £13.45, taxi home £5, realizing they forgot one of your containers, Riceless !!!
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The Lord said to John,
"Come forth and you will receive eternal life"
John came fifth and got a certificate.
"Come forth and you will receive eternal life"
John came fifth and got a certificate.
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You can't trust atoms. They make up everything
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I'll tell you what is often overlooked.
Garden fences.
Garden fences.
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I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.
So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.
So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.
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A skull walks into a bar
A pint of beer please Barman..
I’m sorry sir,I can’t serve you, you’re out of your head
A pint of beer please Barman..
I’m sorry sir,I can’t serve you, you’re out of your head
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Is that a a bit like...
A pair of glasses walks into a bar and says,
A pint of beer please Barman..
I’m sorry sir,I can’t serve you, you’re off your face!
A pair of glasses walks into a bar and says,
A pint of beer please Barman..
I’m sorry sir,I can’t serve you, you’re off your face!
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