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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:21 pm

Went to the doctors this morning and told him everytime I cough I hear words like Knight Bishop Pawn and Queen.
He said I've got a Chess infection...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:21 pm

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

Steven!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:22 pm

I gave myself a prostate exam earlier.

That's the last time I buy toilet roll from lidl.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:23 pm

Delivery driver knocks on my door and says" ive got a parcel for next door"to which i replied "you've got the wrong house then

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:24 pm

Friend:”On average how much do you spend on a bottle of wine?”

Me:”About 30 minutes.”

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:25 pm

The interviews to join Staffordshire Police's riot squad are tomorrow morning at 11-45, please turn up early to beat the crowds!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:26 pm

Grandad told me he played football with a pig's bladder when he was younger.
Now that's an odd friendship !!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:47 pm

Faculty
Cockney for no more PG Tips.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:48 pm

My wife forced me to pack in my job as a photographer.
It wasn't a snap decision.
It developed over time.
She was always so negative.
Maybe this'll shutter up.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Sep 12, 2020 7:48 pm

I'd like to live in an old disused lighthouse,
nothing too flashy.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:12 am

Just seen the news... 15 killed by Twister in Kansas.
I know it's a hard game but that's just crazy!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:13 am

Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall. His statue in Trafalger Square is 17ft 4ins high. That’s Horacio of 3:1

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:13 am

Today I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19, I received my first shot today at 08:30 and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащ

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:16 am

I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up...

That’s me in the Korma!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:17 am

Can someone tell me who played Forrest Gump?

T.hanks.


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