Boom Boom
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I bought a Christmas sign from Amazon but I only got 3 letters I Cannot find the fourth letter it’s not in the packaging NOE are the only letters I received !!!!
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What’s it like working as a lift operator?
Oh, It has its ups and downs.......
Oh, It has its ups and downs.......
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My boss said to me "why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said "it's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"
I said "it's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"
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I've just changed my washing powder......
It was a Bold move!
It was a Bold move!
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Following my success building a boat in my attic, I am looking into building a plane in the cellar, I wonder if it will take off?
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Did you know that Davy Crocket had a birth defect. He had 3 ears.
A left ear. A right ear and a wild front ear.......
A left ear. A right ear and a wild front ear.......
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bike
A tire........
A tire........
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I had to change my dentist.... The old one was so depressing - always looked down in the mouth.......
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I caught a train to Farnham the other day and walked from the platform across the level crossing with my colleague. I mentioned that you could always tell when a train had passed by.
He said "How?"
I said it leaves its tracks......
He said "How?"
I said it leaves its tracks......
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How would a spy know he has run out of invisible ink?
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A dad is washing his car with his son son asks why not use a sponge instead.......?
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.........
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Man goes into the doctor says "I keep thinking i'm Tom Jones" doctor says..... "Thats not unusual"........
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My mate said "When you were younger did you like George Best?"
I replied "No I preferred Zippy."
I replied "No I preferred Zippy."
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My local garage has just sacked their apprentice.
He kept putting petrol in the oil sump.
What a dipstick!
He kept putting petrol in the oil sump.
What a dipstick!