Boom Boom

[WTF]

I bought a Christmas sign from Amazon but I only got 3 letters I Cannot find the fourth letter it’s not in the packaging NOE are the only letters I received !!!!

[WTF]

What’s it like working as a lift operator?

Oh, It has its ups and downs.......

[WTF]

My boss said to me "why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"

I said "it's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"

[WTF]

I've just changed my washing powder......

It was a Bold move!

[WTF]

Following my success building a boat in my attic, I am looking into building a plane in the cellar, I wonder if it will take off?

[WTF]

Did you know that Davy Crocket had a birth defect. He had 3 ears.
A left ear. A right ear and a wild front ear.......

[WTF]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bike

A tire........

[WTF]

I had to change my dentist.... The old one was so depressing - always looked down in the mouth.......

[Fuggletim]

I caught a train to Farnham the other day and walked from the platform across the level crossing with my colleague. I mentioned that you could always tell when a train had passed by.

He said "How?"

I said it leaves its tracks......

[Shots1954]

How would a spy know he has run out of invisible ink?

[Shots1954]

A dad is washing his car with his son son asks why not use a sponge instead.......?

[Shots1954]

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.........

[Shots1954]

Man goes into the doctor says "I keep thinking i'm Tom Jones" doctor says..... "Thats not unusual"........

[Shots1954]

My mate said "When you were younger did you like George Best?"

I replied "No I preferred Zippy."

[Shots1954]

My local garage has just sacked their apprentice.
He kept putting petrol in the oil sump.

What a dipstick!