Boom Boom

[WTF]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bike

A tire........

[WTF]

I had to change my dentist.... The old one was so depressing - always looked down in the mouth.......

[Fuggletim]

I caught a train to Farnham the other day and walked from the platform across the level crossing with my colleague. I mentioned that you could always tell when a train had passed by.

He said "How?"

I said it leaves its tracks......

[Shots1954]

How would a spy know he has run out of invisible ink?

[Shots1954]

A dad is washing his car with his son son asks why not use a sponge instead.......?

[Shots1954]

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.........

[Shots1954]

Man goes into the doctor says "I keep thinking i'm Tom Jones" doctor says..... "Thats not unusual"........

[Shots1954]

My mate said "When you were younger did you like George Best?"

I replied "No I preferred Zippy."

[Shots1954]

My local garage has just sacked their apprentice.
He kept putting petrol in the oil sump.

What a dipstick!

[Chalkie]

They say a woman's work is never done.

Probably the reason why men get paid more.

[WTF]

What note do you get if you throw a piano down a coalmine?

A flat minor!.......

[Fuggletim]

I'll never forget what my ex said to me when we parted! She said I'd never find anyone like her!

My thoughts exactly.......

[Shots1954]

My mate says he can tighten wheel nuts using only his bum cheeks, personally I think he torques out of his back side........

[WTF]

I've decided to start a magazine dedicated to ice cream,

I've just had my first scoop!

[WTF]

During our last session, I coloured in the very top of my therapists arm.

I really needed a shoulder to crayon.......