Boom Boom
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bike
A tire........
A tire........
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I had to change my dentist.... The old one was so depressing - always looked down in the mouth.......
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I caught a train to Farnham the other day and walked from the platform across the level crossing with my colleague. I mentioned that you could always tell when a train had passed by.
He said "How?"
I said it leaves its tracks......
He said "How?"
I said it leaves its tracks......
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How would a spy know he has run out of invisible ink?
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A dad is washing his car with his son son asks why not use a sponge instead.......?
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.........
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Man goes into the doctor says "I keep thinking i'm Tom Jones" doctor says..... "Thats not unusual"........
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My mate said "When you were younger did you like George Best?"
I replied "No I preferred Zippy."
I replied "No I preferred Zippy."
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My local garage has just sacked their apprentice.
He kept putting petrol in the oil sump.
What a dipstick!
He kept putting petrol in the oil sump.
What a dipstick!
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They say a woman's work is never done.
Probably the reason why men get paid more.
Probably the reason why men get paid more.
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What note do you get if you throw a piano down a coalmine?
A flat minor!.......
A flat minor!.......
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I'll never forget what my ex said to me when we parted! She said I'd never find anyone like her!
My thoughts exactly.......
My thoughts exactly.......
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My mate says he can tighten wheel nuts using only his bum cheeks, personally I think he torques out of his back side........
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I've decided to start a magazine dedicated to ice cream,
I've just had my first scoop!
I've just had my first scoop!
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During our last session, I coloured in the very top of my therapists arm.
I really needed a shoulder to crayon.......
I really needed a shoulder to crayon.......