Boom Boom
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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom
I saw Prince Charles and Camilla heading for Cornwall yesterday on the motorway hogging the middle lane... I had no option but to undertake them... I passed the Duchy on the left hand side...
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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom
My mates wife got hurt visiting the marsupial house in a Zoo in Malaysia.
"Kuala Lumpur?" I asked.
He replied "No mate, Kangaroo kicked her"!!
"Kuala Lumpur?" I asked.
He replied "No mate, Kangaroo kicked her"!!
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Dr Jim Royle
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Why did the Mexican need anxiety tablets?
To keep control of Hispanic attacks.
To keep control of Hispanic attacks.
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shots1965
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Re: Boom Boom
A guys walking down the street with a rice pudding on his head,
Guy across the street says “hey mate you have a rice pudding on your head“.
The guy says “I always wear a rice pudding on my head on Wednesdays”
But it’s Friday today the guys says
Really!! Says the guy with The rice pudding on his head
I bet i look a right C$$T
Guy across the street says “hey mate you have a rice pudding on your head“.
The guy says “I always wear a rice pudding on my head on Wednesdays”
But it’s Friday today the guys says
Really!! Says the guy with The rice pudding on his head
I bet i look a right C$$T
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Anon E Mouse
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This one’s for you DP 
I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I’m not sure what scared him most the fact I was naked or that I knew where he lived.
I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I’m not sure what scared him most the fact I was naked or that I knew where he lived.
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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom
Swimming pools are to re-open from the 4th July, but due to social distancing, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3 and 5!
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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
HDMI
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Anon E Mouse
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50% off all medieval torture items.
Hurry while stocks last!!
Hurry while stocks last!!
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Anon E Mouse
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Why do Laxatives have a best before date ?
If they go off, what’s the worst that can happen ?
If they go off, what’s the worst that can happen ?
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Anon E Mouse
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Two lorries carrying loads of Hartleys, Robinsons, and Tiptree preserves have crashed, causing a traffic Jam... drivers advised to STICK to the outside lane, and spread your journeys...
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Anon E Mouse
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Just been on a website that requires a password.
So I chose Tiny_Tim .
It said, "Sorry password contains an invalid character"
So I chose Tiny_Tim .
It said, "Sorry password contains an invalid character"
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Anon E Mouse
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I took my sheepdog to the beach but he wasn't allowed on..... apparently it was a Ban Collie Day.
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lanternhall
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That is terrible. I laughed aloud. But it's awful.shots1965 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:58 pmA guys walking down the street with a rice pudding on his head,
Guy across the street says “hey mate you have a rice pudding on your head“.
The guy says “I always wear a rice pudding on my head on Wednesdays”
But it’s Friday today the guys says
Really!! Says the guy with The rice pudding on his head
I bet i look a right C$$T
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Shot By Both Sides
Re: Boom Boom
Now that one IS the dog's ********.Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:12 pmI took my sheepdog to the beach but he wasn't allowed on..... apparently it was a Ban Collie Day.
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Anon E Mouse
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Why I thank you SBBSShot By Both Sides wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:10 pmNow that one IS the dog's ********.Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:12 pmI took my sheepdog to the beach but he wasn't allowed on..... apparently it was a Ban Collie Day.
