Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Halfway through my Indian meal the waiter came up to me and asked;

"Curry OK?"

I said "Maybe, what songs do you have?"

[Fuggletim]

I was bored the other day, so I decided to read a few pages of the Oxford English Dictionary. I learnt next to nothing…….

[Anon E Mouse]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it’s fully groan...

[Fuggletim]

I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……

[Anon E Mouse]

I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……

I could feel that coming ......

[Richard Petty]

I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……

I could feel that coming ......

I was going to post a response yesterday to Fuggletims joke but I thought I would give it "One more night"

[Anon E Mouse]

I had therapy to cure my addiction to the music of Phil Collins, and all I can say is look at me now……

I could feel that coming ......

I was going to post a response yesterday to Fuggletims joke but I thought I would give it "One more night"

You can't hurry somethings, especially love

[Anon E Mouse]

I've just grilled four fish fingers...

None of them would give me any information.

[Fuggletim]

My other half is always telling me to put the toilet seat down. To be fair, I don’t know why I carry it about anyway!

By the way I am trying to think of another Phil Collins joke, but the idea is just in Genesis at the moment….

[Anon E Mouse]

My other half is always telling me to put the toilet seat down. To be fair, I don’t know why I carry it about anyway!

By the way I am trying to think of another Phil Collins joke, but the idea is just in Genesis at the moment….

You will find one Tim, but it maybe against all odds

[Anon E Mouse]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office I will find you !

You have my word.

[Fuggletim]

To honour the Summer Solstice:

I use to be a DJ at both Stonehenge and Avebury Ring, but I don’t mix in those circles anymore…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I keep receiving gifts of cheese from a long lost love…

I'm getting sent emmentel!

[Anon E Mouse]

I got chatting to a lumberjack in the pub.

He seemed like a decent feller.

[Anon E Mouse]

The man who makes giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week.

There will be some big chouxs to fill when he goes...