Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Chalkie
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My wife asked me "is it just me, or is the cat getting fat?"

Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the right answer.
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Chalkie wrote: Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:41 am My wife asked me "is it just me, or is the cat getting fat?"

Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the right answer.
😂😂😂 I really like that one
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I started reading a Stephen King novel in braille. I can’t help feeling something bad is going to happen!
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Fuggletim wrote: Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:55 pm I started reading a Stephen King novel in braille. I can’t help feeling something bad is going to happen!
IT might.
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:55 am
Fuggletim wrote: Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:55 pm I started reading a Stephen King novel in braille. I can’t help feeling something bad is going to happen!
IT might.
Be a Misery if it doesn't
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I was in “Desparation” for a new joke, but I took “The Stand” against that and before I could suffer from “Insomnia” about it, I thought of the idea “Just after Sunset.” If I hadn’t, I might have got into a “Rage!” 😆😆😆😆😆
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If a Welshman says "This is my fantasy"
He might just be talking about his fizzy drink.
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Remember when plastic surgery was taboo? Now you can say botox.

And no-one raises an eyebrow.
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Lance isn't a common name these days.

But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...
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A woman walks into the kitchen to find her fella with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies", he said.
"Killed any?" she asks.
"Yep 3 males & 2 females."

Intrigued she says, "How can you tell them apart?"

"3 were on a beer can & 2 were on the phone!"
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My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats...

I suggested we take a break!
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I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a 'real girlfriend experience'.

When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late! I bet you've been down the pub."

We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa!
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.......
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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.......
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