Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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My wife's hearing aid fell out while we were having sex....Me..I'm finished.....Her; Come again?
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I over cooked my Hawaiian pizza.....I should have put it on Aloha heat !
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The doctor gave me 5 Month's to live, So in the heat of the moment , i shot him...And the judge gave me 25 Year's....
Problem solved !!
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It is a proven fact, that things expand when under immense heat......I'm not fat, i'm really hot !
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A little boy walked in on his parents in the heat of their lovemaking, ''Mummy, what are you doing ?... 'Urn. she stammered, well daddy is so fat that i'm bouncing all the air out of him,..........'I don't know what good it's going to do ' the boy replied, 'the lady next door is just going to blow him up again '
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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary..I told him..Mark, my words !
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Gay parents are awesome.......'hey dad, why is my sister named Rosie ?...'because your pther dad loves rose's...'Thanks dad.....'No problem Richard.
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I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden i had when i was growing up..Good Thymes.
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We should've know communism would fail....There were a lot of red flags
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Gas prices are so high, that even the coronavirus stopped traveling.
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Chinese takeout £12.99 Price of petrol to get there £1.99 Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers....Riceless !
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:44 pm
Fuggletim wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:44 am I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….
We can't afford the set of Dickens Books as we have fallen on Hard Times
Gosh you must live in a bleak house
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I seem to have an obsession with repeating lines ftom Blondie songs.

One way or another I am going to have to stop
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I watched “Jaws” last night. Can’t help thinking that they should have replaced the title “The End” with “Fin”…..
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I’m playing online Scrabble with Midge Ure..... I’ve only got 4 letters left...

O, V, N, R...

but it means nothing to me.
I'm here all week. Or at least until I'm banned.

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