Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[South Coast Shot]

I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….

We can't afford the set of Dickens Books as we have fallen on Hard Times

Gosh you must live in a bleak house

Clearly doesn't hold great expectations.

[FGShot]

As Dickens fans will know most of his novels were originally serialised in his weekly magazine, Household Words. However, A Tale of Two Cities was serialised further afield in two regional newspapers.............it was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times

[South Coast Shot]

As Dickens fans will know most of his novels were originally serialised in his weekly magazine, Household Words. However, A Tale of Two Cities was serialised further afield in two regional newspapers.............it was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times

[Fuggletim]

Now then, “Our Mutual Friend” might have forgotten I did that joke in the original “Boom, Boom” thread!

[Fuggletim]

I never knew just how expensive it would be to set up my piano shop! It has already cost me 100 grand……..

[Anon E Mouse]

Apparently when you drink a pint of beer it shortens your life by about 9 mins.

So by my calculations I died sometime in 1644.

[Anon E Mouse]

Any recommendations for music to listen to while I'm fishing?

Something catchy…

[Fuggletim]

I have given up doing jokes about most parcel delivery firms as most people don’t get them……

[South Coast Shot]

I said to the lady in B&Q, “what’s best for greasy ovens?”
She said “ammonia cleaner”

I said “sorry, I thought you worked here”

[South Coast Shot]

My partner is going to see a Beatles tribute act on the Isle of Wight. She's got a ticket to Ryde.

And later on we're off to a Gordon Lightfoot tribute act. We particularly like Sandown.

[Anon E Mouse]

Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

[Richard Petty]

Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

What's worrying is that I had to think about that for a while

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife just accused me of looking like someone who doesn’t know how to shave properly...

Bloody cheek!

[Anon E Mouse]

Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds

What's worrying is that I had to think about that for a while

[Anon E Mouse]

In South London they sell sausages made out of Pandas. I know cos I was in a queue at a butcher's and heard a lady ask for two.