Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:58 am

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am

Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally..........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:00 pm

A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:01 pm

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.......

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm

Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm

Shots1954 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......

A Tim Vine classic

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:32 pm

You can never ‘run’ through the campsite at Glastonbury.

You can only ‘ran’ as it’s past tents...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:34 pm

I went to Kensington Palace to give Prince William a haircut for his birthday.

I said to the policeman, “Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?”

The policeman said “Have you got a permit?”

“No, just a bit off the back!”.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:35 pm

I just saw Adam Ant buying an ice cream.

He asked for a standard vanilla.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:12 pm

I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? Then it hit me.....

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:13 pm

I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:14 pm

The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think I can kick this bucket!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:15 pm

I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils....

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:28 pm

I had to let the girlfriend go this week for health reasons.............My wife was going to kill us !!

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