Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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I opened up my sock draw and decided I was going to throw them all away! I got cold feet though, and didn’t do it eventually…..
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Never mind people banging on about petrol prices, it used to cost me 50p to put air in my tyres, and now it’s £1.

That’s inflation for you.
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I bought a pair of trainers from my drug dealer yesterday.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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South Coast Shot wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 12:02 pm Been saving this one up for Anon E Mouse while the board was off.

A tornado ripped the roof off my house, scattering all the waltz music LPs in my loft, and that's how I got post-storm attic Strauss disorder.
It's a doozy
Worth the wait :)
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:27 am
South Coast Shot wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 12:02 pm Been saving this one up for Anon E Mouse while the board was off.

A tornado ripped the roof off my house, scattering all the waltz music LPs in my loft, and that's how I got post-storm attic Strauss disorder.
It's a doozy
Worth the wait :)
Unlike this. 🙄

I’ve just had a goat’s cheese sandwich.

It didn’t seem too pleased.
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I went into my local printers and said;

"I need a 2 metre ‘A’, a 2 metre ‘S’ and a 2 metre ‘K’ and I need them by tomorrow…”

He said, "I'll see what I can do but it's a big ask...”
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I once met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park...

She sells C cells by the seesaw...
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I went into the Police station and saw a man with three stripes on his arm and a trifle on his head...

He was the custardy sergeant.
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the 'telephone' he had just made from a string and two tin cans…

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"
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Luciano Pavarotti left me his camper van…

It's a Nissan Dorma!
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My friend's wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back...

I asked him how he was coping.
He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff!"
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I was in Aldershot last week and someone came up to me and asked if I could spend a couple of minutes for “Diabetes Research.”

I told them that I was happy to do this, but to be honest, I didn’t think we would get much done in that time….

PS: I do have Diabetes by the way!
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Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when paying?

You have got the carownervirus
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“I’ve just got a new Twitter follower, a lady from a city in North West Italy”

“Genoa?”

“Not very well, no...”
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Richard Petty wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:07 pm Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when paying?

You have got the carownervirus
:lol: :lol:

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