Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Richard Petty wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 5:20 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:44 pm
Fuggletim wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 11:44 am I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….
We can't afford the set of Dickens Books as we have fallen on Hard Times
Gosh you must live in a bleak house
Clearly doesn't hold great expectations.
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As Dickens fans will know most of his novels were originally serialised in his weekly magazine, Household Words. However, A Tale of Two Cities was serialised further afield in two regional newspapers.............it was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times
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FGShot wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:48 am As Dickens fans will know most of his novels were originally serialised in his weekly magazine, Household Words. However, A Tale of Two Cities was serialised further afield in two regional newspapers.............it was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times
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Now then, “Our Mutual Friend” might have forgotten I did that joke in the original “Boom, Boom” thread! 🫢🙂
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I never knew just how expensive it would be to set up my piano shop! It has already cost me 100 grand……..
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Apparently when you drink a pint of beer it shortens your life by about 9 mins.

So by my calculations I died sometime in 1644.
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Any recommendations for music to listen to while I'm fishing?

Something catchy…
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I have given up doing jokes about most parcel delivery firms as most people don’t get them……
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I said to the lady in B&Q, “what’s best for greasy ovens?”
She said “ammonia cleaner”

I said “sorry, I thought you worked here”
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My partner is going to see a Beatles tribute act on the Isle of Wight. She's got a ticket to Ryde.

And later on we're off to a Gordon Lightfoot tribute act. We particularly like Sandown.
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Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:53 am Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds
What's worrying is that I had to think about that for a while :lol:
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My wife just accused me of looking like someone who doesn’t know how to shave properly...

Bloody cheek!
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Richard Petty wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:00 am
Anon E Mouse wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:53 am Which Icelandic Singer was named after a city in England ?

A. Norwich
B. York
C. Leeds
What's worrying is that I had to think about that for a while :lol:
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In South London they sell sausages made out of Pandas. I know cos I was in a queue at a butcher's and heard a lady ask for two.
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